Perfect answers for stupid questions

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still

ask:- Are you sleeping?

 A: No! I'm training to die.

2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?

A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.

3. When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: -Are you going out in this rain?

A: No, in the next one.

4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?

 A: No. I'm sleep walking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?

A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?

A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?

A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.?

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?

 A: No baby! Na Carrots.

9. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?

A: I'm here to pay my school fees!